OK, this has been covered elsewhere on the web, so I won’t reinvent it here. But it’s too delicious an idea to let escape the Blue’s radar. Everyone in the civilized world and beyond knows that bacon makes everything taste better. So what if you wrap it around an item that needs no enhancing. Kind of like the Blue Bonnet/Ritz conundrum. You know, “Everything’s better with Blue Bonnet on it” and “Everything tastes better when it’s sitting on a Ritz”, so what if you spread Blue Bonnet on a Ritz. Well forget the abstract philosophy, prepare to get greasy. Note: potentially NSFW.
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6 Comments
Wow…I am speechless. I wonder what it would look like in Turkey bacon or English bacon…
English bacon… now you’re talking about the equivalent of underwire support!
English bacon is the best!
Three words… bacon jock strap.
Support can be beautiful
Two and a half words…bacon g-string
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