A Short History of Pork

EMERGENCY ECONOMIC STABILIZATION ACT

Draft 1 (GW & “Pimp Daddy” Paulson edition): 3 pages

Draft 2 (“Country First” edition): 109 pages

Draft 3 (“Damn the Pork, Full Squeal Ahead!” edition): 451 pages

Number of words to describe a previously ignorant electorate seeing their government in action: one… priceless.