It’s English 102 time. Of course that means writing a research paper (essay, really). Yes… more Starbucks, more staring into space trying to gather my thoughts, and more Microsoft Word. Make mine 2003 if you please. It also means more Wordisms… like the dozy attempt at gender neutrality above.
I could go on and on about the end of the patriarchal society as predicated by the world’s favorite text editor. Or I could argue the other side and wax nostalgic for the good old days when men were men, and mankind included women kind whether we, err… they… them liked it or not. Instead, I’m merely prompted to ask “Do you remember your freshperson year?”