Tim Gunn of Project Runway saying “Holla at your boy!”,… precious.
Bring It On!
Based on David Rees’ comic of the same name, the animated Get Your War On series looks to be piss yourself funny. For those unfamiliar with Rees’ work, the GYWO comic strip satirizes the ongoing terrorist fear mongering and proliferation of Bushocracy (figure it out). It’s eerily unreal how much the animated voices sound like the ones I imagine when reading the strip. The premiere is embedded below. A warning: this is languagy and probably NSFW, unless you work for MoveOn.org. Also, if you’re a staunch supporter of the War for Oil (v2), the current administration, or if you’ve ever muttered Kill ’em all; let God sort it out, don’t watch. Your head might explode like Dave Chappell’s black Klansman.
Kudos to Madame Bitch at the newly opened Open.Salon for putting the animated series on my radar.
“Y” Is for Yummy
Learning the alphabet was never this much fun.
He Be Irresistable
It’s worth noting that NPR, a favorite news source of mine, occasionally does things that make me question what the old hippies are smoking. A few days ago their normally literate front page editors let the Ebonics riddled tease below litter my screen. Considering the subject, it feels more like a wagered dare than an honest mistake. Et tu, NPR?
Summer Squall
The usual barrage of heat produced a spectacular squall a couple of days ago. One day I’ll be in the right, relatively safe spot to capture some nice lightning. I was blessed to make it to lunch without floating away when I shot this pic.
Part II
Next day more of the same. This front produced some tornadic activity in the Sandhills portion of the state. It takes a lot to make me stop and shoot clouds as it’s hard to capture their true character in a photograph. I believe this one speaks for itself however. Oddly enough, it wasn’t as violent a storm as the day before.
Boobs and Bacon
OK, this has been covered elsewhere on the web, so I won’t reinvent it here. But it’s too delicious an idea to let escape the Blue’s radar. Everyone in the civilized world and beyond knows that bacon makes everything taste better. So what if you wrap it around an item that needs no enhancing. Kind of like the Blue Bonnet/Ritz conundrum. You know, “Everything’s better with Blue Bonnet on it” and “Everything tastes better when it’s sitting on a Ritz”, so what if you spread Blue Bonnet on a Ritz. Well forget the abstract philosophy, prepare to get greasy. Note: potentially NSFW.
It’s the Little, Fluffy Things in Life
One great thing about the ‘Net: no matter how bad your day is, there’s any number of sites to visit to make you feel better.
Finally, A Shot of Reason
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
—The Second Amendment
I’m sure quite a bit will be written concerning the landmark Second Amendment decision made by SCOTUS. It’s been a long time coming and either way the axe fell, scores of people were guaranteed to be outraged. With so many facets to the discussion, there are many ways to approach it. Like a mother checking her son for lice, some readers have already been over the court’s opinions with a fine comb. Those documents may be scintillating reading, but I prefer the outside in approach. That’s where I codify my opinions and then read what the justices have to say. Now that they have finally spoken, it’s time to offer my views.
My first thoughts regard how the Constitution should be interpreted. Entire libraries could be filled with the philosophical debates over this one issue. Should the hallowed words be construed strictly, and in their narrowest sense? Or is there room for, no, wait… Do the fluidity and constantly evolving nature of humanity demand that we balance the Constitution’s intent against 21st Century developments? I favor the latter reasoning. When we outgrow starter homes we either add on or move. So it should be with the Constitution. Failure to adapt turns a living, breathing document into an ornate scrap of wallpaper. Even the fact that Jefferson et al couldn’t foresee the escalation of technology and sheer volume of weapons has been accounted for by laws that govern all aspects of gun ownership.
So how do I reconcile the specific “well regulated militia” wording in the Second Amendment? Many anti-gun advocates end their analysis with this phrase. My first approach is to consider the paragraph in its entirety. Militias were a necessity during the nascent days of the Constitution. For (hopefully) different reasons, they have their place in today’s America. However, look closely at the following sentence, especially these eight words: right of the people to keep and bear.
Two things are immediately clear to me in that terse sentence. The first is the use of the word “people”. It’s very broad in scope. For those of you who feel the founders wrote exactly what they meant, why do you think they didn’t explicitly narrow the language? Perhaps the right of the constabulary or the right of the militia should not be infringed. The other thing worth noting is the use of the word “bear”. Not only are we allowed guns, but we have the right to use them. And the only way you can bear a weapon is to have physical possession of it. That doesn’t mean it’s sequestered in a sporting club locker miles away, but securely about your person or within close proximity.
In the 18th Century, guns were more that a fact of life. Guns were life. They were how you fed your family and protected them from dangers, domestic and literally foreign. The notion that an 18th Century Congress would pass a law that could be construed as negating the right to possess a gun is beyond fathomable.
Finally, in over 200 years since the Second Amendment’s ratification, no movement, no law, no petition or treaty has managed to strip guns from their owners. Does that make the court’s decision good by default? It took centuries to end slavery too. Although I’d argue that owning a human and owning a gun don’t have the same moral equivalency.
No, the court’s decision is good because it protects a right that the Constitution’s framers held inviolate. But it does so while allowing checks on that right, checks that protect the greater public. Checks that take into consideration we no longer live in the Wild West.
In short, the ruling restores some of the balance of power to the people. And coming from this group of judges, we need all of that we can get.
Cover Me: Wayman Tisdale
Welcome to another edition of Cover Me, my sporadic tribute to unique, unusual, or just plain awesome cover tunes. This evening’s artist is famous, but not necessarily for his musical prowess. As a former Phoenix Suns power forward (yes, Pink One, I Googled it), Wayman Tisdale is known for palming orange leather, not the cold steel strings of a bass guitar. But growing up in his minister father’s church, his first love was music.
And Tisdale is as accomplished a musician as he is a basketball player. However, in the bass zone he tempers his flashy thunder, instead favoring a more nuanced, laid back approach. His music confidently crosses between jazz and R&B while managing to avoid the banality of most “smooth jazz”. And Tisdale truly understands the bassist’s position in a band—whether he’s holding the groove hostage, or exploring a melodic lead in the upper register of his instrument. Check out this number one cover of Earth, Wind and Fire’s Can’t Hide Love from his 2001 album, Face to Face.
